It was like a dream— I woke up to a bright, blue sky as I lay across the fresh meadow. Sakura peters fell from the sky, though when I looked up, there were no trees. What could this mean?
Then I heard it— a voice from above me. “Fangirl-chan…” I gasped, feeling a pound in my heart. This voice… one so soothing, so masculine, and so graceful… it could only be…
“V-VY2-sama!!” A blush heated my cheeks. Only in my fantasies did I ever expect to speak with my lovely, dashing husbando.
“Fangirl-chan… I know you have not heard from me in a long time, not since my debut… but I have news for you.” I felt my breath catch in my throat at his words. Could… could this possibly be…? The moment I’ve been waiting for?!
“Yes… I’m becoming a Vocaloid3.”
“KFKSKAJANAKAAO!!!” A shriek escaped my lips as the grass turned into fluffy clouds beneath me. A broad grin radiated all of my hopes and dreams coming true as I rolled around on the ground. I only made sharp wheezing noises. I think I was sobbing.
“I will show you my shimmering sword, but that’s all I can say. Master Bplats is a tease.” It appeared above me. I gasped.
“Shhhh… say no more. I need to leave you now Fangirl-chan. Take care of yourself.” I gasped once more, holding my arms out to the sky.
I awoke with my head on my keyboard. What just happened? As I looked up at the bright light from the computer screen, I saw the thread for VY2v3’s design open on VO.
I must have passed out because my overies went into hyper mode.
Time to raid Tumblr.
- Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn’t love
- Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn’t sleeping with them
- Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy
- Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes
- Tarzan was raised by fucking apes
- Sleeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life
- Cinderella was a slave
Don’t try to use my childhood to justify you being a whore
“Augustus Gloop is gluttony (always eating), Veruca Salt is greed (spoilt brat who always wants more), Violet Beauregarde is pride (always boasting), Mike Teavee is sloth (sits and watches TV all the time), Grandpa Joe is envy (he wants what Wonka and Charlie have in the factory and the ticket), Charlie is lust (not the sexual version, but the intense desire), and Wonka is wrath (punishing everyone for their flaws).”
oh… my… fucking… God!